30-minute-memes:

The kids are majorly missing out

crayonroyal:

Late night doodle #121

Fav space couple ever

skineater:

stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen

partyfae:

pemsylvania:

what will happen is fire

but what if…. something else happen. jusg this 1 time

wlwkara:

butchscientist:

butchscientist:

i just had the absolute WORST realization

glee would have covered despacito

this is so sad rachel berry sing despacito

miunashiodome:

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

heylookitssatan:

tag urself, which one are u

ocean-exe:

Tag yourself what kinda magical girl anime kid were you?

flowersforfawns:

has this been done yet

yourspecialeyes:

fortisfiliae:

captofthesswolfstar:

ao3feed-thorki:

bettsfic:

smarsupial:

dorkilybeautiful:

k-vichan:

mittensmorgul:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

whitmerule:

soupernabturel:

majesticduxk:

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.

This whole post made me chuckle darkly.

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

littleivor:

I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and she opens her eyes to see a blood soaked child leaning over her in the dark saying ‘please help’ and to this day and can still hear her screaming

ikipin:

i wasn’t gonna post this but then i thought why tf not the world needs soft boyfriends

slim-turner:

me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food

my friends, gay: ??????

me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs

my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj